Once I’d realised that I was expected to conduct exams for my classes towards the end of term (as Nepali New Year is on our April 13th, these exams, coming at the end of the school year, would be, in effect, final exams, on which progress into the next class would be based), there was never any doubt in my mind that I would be giving oral examinations. I was quite certain that, as an English conversation teacher, I should be measuring their ability to converse in English. Accordingly, I designed my exams with a 75% / 25% split, favouring the oral exam over the listening exam. All of this seemed natural to me on the basis of my own language-learning experiences and I figured that, as it wasn’t my responsibility to teach the children grammar or how to write or spell in English, nor was it my responsibility to give them written examinations in such. As logical as this sounded to me (and I’m sure to anybody else who has studied in the Western tradition), I still had a hell of a job on my hands to convince Uttam of its necessity. Fortunately, by the time I came to expressing the idea to him, I’d been around him long enough to take a good leaf out of his own book: I simply presented the idea to him as a fait-accompli, a given…and though he argued about the necessity for written exams (something to show the parents!) and carped about the breaking of traditions, my stubbornness eventually won through. I’d like to think I’d convinced Uttam of the principles behind an oral exam for a spoken subject…but I think he acceded in the end, primarily, because he admired my stubbornness, which he recognised as being closely akin to his own.
Having convinced Uttam that the exams were going to happen, I then had to go through the further joys of convincing him to allow me the time and logistical support to carry out the exams themselves. The listening exam certainly wouldn’t pose any difficulties as I would simply take each class at its usual time and perform the exam as I had countless listening comprehensions before (with a few minor changes, as you’ll see). When he understood that I would then require 3 days during which to examine the rest of the children, one by one, I saw a hurt, almost betrayed look in his eyes. ‘But who will watch the children in your classes if you’re not there?’ Still flush with the victory of stubbornness, I was less than sympathetic in my reply, ‘I guess we’ll just have to trust the kids to look after themselves, eh?’ In the face of such apparent unconcern, Uttam had little choice but to surrender…and so, for the first time ever, the kids were actually going to be tested on their ability to converse in English. Explaining this all to the kids brought a more mixed reaction.
One group (in fact, the vast majority of my pupils) just seemed to accept that this would be the way things were…and were merely interested in the mark scheme and trying to understand what it was that they would be marked on. Another group, no brighter but perhaps more workshy, quickly cottoned on to the fact that they wouldn’t have to write an exam and, misguidedly perhaps, took this to mean that I was giving them an easy ride. The last group of mostly intelligent, slightly under-confident kids quickly understood the more scary implications of having 5 minutes, utterly alone under my inscrutable gaze, in which to prove their grasp of my language. Anything that encouraged them to work harder was a good thing as far as I was concerned and I certainly didn’t make any efforts to undermine their fears. As the exams approached, I was gratified to see that most students were now tending towards this latter category, in the face of, effectively, an entirely new concept for them. This could be measured by the steadily increasing number of questions about the exam that started to crop up at the start and end of nearly every lesson in the final weeks. I could barely stop myself from smiling on one occasion:
Pramila: Fin-Sir, when we do the exam, will we have to come in one at a time?
Fin-Sir: Er…yes.
Pramila: And then we have to talk to you in English the whole time?
Fin-Sir: Er…yes.
Pramila: For 5 minutes?
Fin-Sir: Yes
Pramila (very quietly): Oh…
As I’ve said, I wasn’t going to prevent a bit of good, old-fashioned terror from making them work harder but, also, I didn’t want to allay their fears with platitudes about the exam being easy: simply because it wasn’t true. Some might think it cruel of me to bring in new exam techniques on these unsuspecting kids without at least making it easy to pass but these kids were bright and they all had an excellent command of English (certainly far better than my early schoolboy French) and I really wanted to test them and see how well they could do. Even for the class 4 students, both the role-play scenarios and general conversation topics were as tough as those in my 1st year French orals…and they’d have to do very well to get high marks.
Back, for the time being, to the listening exams, which I conducted on the Sunday of, this, my final week of actually teaching at the school. The first and biggest surprise for most of the children was to find out that half of them were to be sent outside to the playground. On account of the cramped conditions in the classrooms, I’d concluded that it was impossible to conduct fair tests with the children sitting so close to their friends. The solution was to split the classes in two and have each half of the class do their listening comprehensions separately. This meant that there were only two kids to a bench instead of four and I was able to seat them directly behind each other and with bags placed on the desk either side in order to prevent any peering or cribbing from going on. With no more than 20 pupils in the class at any one time, it was also far easier to prowl the aisles and see if anybody was turning round or whispering. I could tell from one or two shocked looks that some of the kids felt it was unfair of me to disrupt perfectly honourable cheating arrangements that had probably been the basis of friendships for some years. However, they all accepted their fate without grumbling and, for the most part, proved that they had been working hard and paying attention all term. Unfortunately, despite my repeated imprecations and earlier attempts to prevent copying, it became apparent that one or two individuals had not bought into the idea of doing their own work. Whilst marking the papers in between lessons and later that evening, I found to my surprise and disappointment that Sandhya (Class 7), Sony (Class 4A) and Sunita (4B) – who had all been scoring good marks and, consequently, had never been asked to attend any extra lessons – had all suffered from an appalling loss of form that could only be reasonably explained by previous cheating. I suppose there may have been others whose scores had dropped less dramatically (so that I wouldn’t have noticed) but these 3 had gone literally from heroes to zeros in one fell swoop and I was frustrated that their dishonesty had prevented me from helping them in time. On the bright side though, they were but three out of almost two-hundred and, by Sunday evening I was sat looking proudly at a big pile of passes and a very small pile of fails.
Where the aural exams went smoothly and painlessly (for me), the oral exams were a lot tougher and, by the end of three long days, I left the sewing room (my temporary exam hall) exhausted and with a new-found respect for my former French and German teachers – who must have performed literally thousands of these highly repetitious affairs over the years and mostly with the dread fore-knowledge of their (mostly) bland uniformity. There were a few incidents of high comedy (the best of these being:
Fin-Sir: So, Bir, what is it about Kuldos that you like?
Bir: I like Kuldos because he is good and nice and helps me with my work, Sir.
Fin-Sir (probing to try and give extra marks after repeatedly telling the kids they’d get no marks for vocabulary by using rubbish adjectives such as ‘good’ and ‘nice’: Okay…and are there any other reasons that you like Kuldos?
Bir (after a short pause and a dim light-bulb flickering in his eyes: Oh, yes, Sir. I like Kuldos because his hair is well-oiled.
Fin-Sir (trying not to piss his pants laughing): Right. Okay. Let’s talk about your hobbies then…)
and the occasional excitement of having to chase kids off who were trying to help their classmate who was preparing his role-plays outside. At one point I had to severely chastise some of my 5B boys after one of them actually returned to the classroom with the role-play to ask for advice. After instilling the fear of god into them I was then forced to rip up the role play so that they all knew nobody else would be able to benefit from it. Despite being annoyed at losing one of my limited number of role-plays, I couldn’t help but smile to myself at their ingenuity and boldness. Of course, the fact of the limited numbers of role-plays was entirely my own fault and one that I couldn’t seriously hold anyone else responsible for.
The week before the exams, I’d developed all my role-plays in English and had taken them to Pratiba to translate into Nepali for me. As the instructions for my French role-plays had always come in English (meaning that I would have to come up with all necessary French phrases myself), I was determined to produce a similar situation for my students. In the midst of the final teaching and preparation for her own exams (all of the rest of the school exams were due to start the week after mine), Pratiba very graciously and kindly took my scribblings away and wrote them out for me in flowing Nepali script. Without her initial help, there was no way my exams could have been properly conducted…and for this I was very grateful. My intention had been to copy these sentences onto 16 cards which, placed face-down, the children would select their two set role-plays from. Unfortunately, on Sunday evening when I settled down to the copying after finishing marking the aural exams, I found that I was unable to transcribe Pratiba’s sentences with the certainty that the children would still be able to read them.
I turned up at school very early on Monday morning, in somewhat of a panic, hoping to find Pratiba to ask for her help once more. Unfortunately, as she lived some distance from the school, it was very rare for Pratiba to arrive much before 9.30…and with the first of 187 oral exams due to start at 9.45, I really needed someone to save the day. Cue Soba! Despite being snowed under with work and with several clamouring parents rattling her cage about various matters, this little angel very kindly copied out the first four role-plays for me in time to start the exams. Later on, she came back with another four so that I could at least give the kids some pretence of choice as I had promised. I really felt like she’d saved my life and will always be eternally grateful to her for it. From hereon the orals went pretty much without a hitch (apart from those previously mentioned). Several times it became apparent on entering that some of the girls had really let their imaginations run riot about the difficulty of the exam and I had to spend a few minutes calming them down and getting them into a fit state to give a good account of themselves. Fortunately, these cases were few and far between and, regardless, all of the little treasures excelled themselves in the end.
It was gratifying after the weeks of hard work to see how well all the kids did – particularly those who had improved with extra tuition. Despite being totally knackered after my 3 days cooped up in the hot, stuffy sewing room, I was elated that the kids had done so well. Also, because I’d managed to stick to the tight schedule I’d given myself, I now had my full final day, Thursday, to say a proper goodbye to all my classes.
Most of the day, I was able to take the kids outside to play games although frequent showers had us running for the classrooms, where I spent a lot of time getting photos of my favourite kids and classes. A lot of the kids gave me handmade cards and little keepsakes…all of these were very touching and, as each lesson ended, another piece of my heart was left behind. At the end of the day I had been planning one final surprise for my kids during the evening assembly. Throughout the term, having discovered my penchant for dance music, two of my classes (5A and 6A, surprisingly ;-) ) had been begging me to play them some music and dance for them. Without a decent sound-system on the laptop and, unwilling to dance without a steady, reassuring bassline, I’d been putting them off with promises of performing if they all passed their exams. I knew full well that they would probably all pass and I certainly never intended to break my word so it seemed to me that the only option would be to play some trance through Uttam’s PA and give them a show of some of my finest shape-throwing in the playground. Once I’d decided this, there seemed no point in excluding the rest of the kids and so I’d been telling them all to leave their bags in their classrooms at the end of the day (so that they too, obviously seized by the power of trance, would be able to dance). What I hadn’t counted on was a kind of Speech Day at this final assembly which meant that the rest of the teaching staff (normally out of the gates like a rat up a drainpipe at the sounding of the 5pm bell) were all there to witness my performance too. I was able to say a few heartfelt words to the kids, telling them how much I’d enjoyed teaching them and wishing them luck for their exams and the future and then I got Uttam to crank up the sound as he unleashed Reflekt’s ‘Need to Feel Loved’ on their unsuspecting ears. After their initial surprise – and a few delighted squeals at Fin-Sir making a prat of himself – a surprising number of the kids joined in and seemed to move to the rhythm in a totally natural and uninhibited way. After a few minutes bopping away in the late afternoon sunshine, I was starting to perspire and asked Uttam to turn it down. The kids gave me a very heart-warming round of applause (not for my dancing skills, I’m sure) and three cheers at Uttam’s request. I was touched by their enthusiasm and it was good to know that the kids seemed to think as much of me as I did of them. It was a strange kind of parting as I knew I would see many of the kids the following week whilst invigilating at their exams. Also, with another 6 weeks planned in and around Nepal, I was sure that I’d get plenty more opportunities to see them and say goodbye again. Still, having finished teaching and examining them, it seemed fitting to draw this chapter to a proper conclusion.