October 29, 2004


Vanny, Sassa & Jo...supping beer on the porch before a night out Posted by Hello

Sassa and Vanny, shortly before his Miss World debut... Posted by Hello

Street barbeques - as introduced by my good friend, Vanny (on the right). Crispy pork, dried squid, hungarian sausage and corn-on-the-cob...yum! Posted by Hello

Oh, okay...just one more then... Posted by Hello

Sorry, I'll try not to bore you with too many sunset photos... Posted by Hello

Beach Volleyball...no Misty May, but the local kids get some serious airtime - check out the fat German stood on the sidelines...no-one wanted him on their team ;-) Posted by Hello

Looking back from the quiet end of the beach Posted by Hello

The seemingly endless White Beach, bordered by crystal blue waters and shady coconut palms... Posted by Hello

One of the many pumpboats that ply their trade throughout the Philippines, loading up on the White Beach, Boracay Posted by Hello

Bye-bye, Boracay

Well, eight days in Boracay is enough for anyone, methinks! A beautiful and beguiling place - it is, nevertheless, the party island of the Visayas. Don’t all gasp when I make a loose comparison between Boracay and Ibiza. Okay, so the wideboy tourists are Korean…and they’re nowhere near as odious as the British lager louts in San Antonio’s West End. Rather than a pumping house soundtrack, you’ll more likely hear someone warbling through Bon Jovi on the Videoke. The food is more barbeque than bistro and the accommodation lacks somewhat in finesse. However, life is made very easy for the numerous European tourists who come here. Bars are never more than 20ft away; restaurants and street-food vendors occupy every nook and crannie between the bars; convenience stores and internet cafes are easy to find; and cash machines actually exist here…even if you can only take out 5000 pesos in one go (then you put your card back in straight away and get some more!). Compared to the rest of the Philippines, Boracay is extortionately expensive…hence the predominance of Western and Korean tourists…and the odd smattering of well-to-do Filipinos. Regardless, a week on the Med’s white isle, could stretch to 2months in this place…and that includes the flights. I would certainly recommend Boracay to anyone who wishes to break themselves into Asia gently…particularly if English is your only language. My primary reason for leaving after a week, was that I was starting to put on (yet more!) weight…surprises, surprise! While the scuba diving was keeping me busy during the days, it was only too easy to eat, drink and be merry in the evenings…particularly with my new-found friends.

I managed to find some really sound people during my brief stay. Firstly, my diving instructor, Eric: At 42, he’s been living full-time in the Philippines for almost a year now. After our first day of diving, I stood him a couple of beers as we sat on the beach watching the first of many beautiful sunsets. Formerly an engineer with BMW, he’d gotten sick of the rat-race and tired of the cold weather and miserable people. As a diving enthusiast, he’d been coming to the Philippines for a while anyway and, with the lure of his long-term girlfriend pulling him back, it seems it was only a matter of time before he upped-sticks, sold up and left Europe. We share a lot of similar views about the state of western culture and the pleasures of Filipino life, and I immediately found myself warming to this most un-German of Germans. As the week progressed it became apparent that he was a very accomplished instructor…something that eased my introduction to the underwater world. At the end of my PADI Open Water course, I already knew I wanted to do an Advanced course. This involved 5 further dives (each in a different discipline): the wreck dive and the drift dive felt like true adventures. Winding round the rusting hull of an old fishing trawler, shadow boxing with clown fish and effortlessly gliding through schools of parrot fish, I felt like a bald, overweight Commander Bond in Thunderball. The drift dive was an exhilarating underwater rollercoaster – flying through scenery that I previously thought, only existed in Super Mario World. As the current whisks you along at speed, it’s hard not to pretend you’re Superman or veer into a flat roll like some kind of stunt pilot. Canny Eric, though, saved the best til last. After sundown on Wednesday, we headed out to the reef around Crocodile Island. Scubaed up and armed with powerful torches, we went on a night dive. The sheer exuberance of colour and the variety of underwater life was breath-taking. Eric also showed me how to cover my torch (you never turn it off, in case the bulb goes) and wave my hands, sparking an eruption of bioluminescence, produced my microscopic organisms. It was thirty minutes I will never forget – and made me think all the more about attaining a Divemaster qualification and perhaps instructing scuba for a living. I can’t think of anywhere I’d rather do it nor an instructor I’d rather do it with and I just want to say a big thank you to Eric and hope that we’ll meet again some day.

Still, my diurnal activities are only half the story…My neighbours at Saigon beach resort were Sassa and Vanny on one side and crazy Canadian Dave and his (considerably less crazy) girlfriend on the other. Dave, it turns out, was on vacation from teaching English in Korea and couldn’t recommend it enough. Most nights he had gotten himself gigs playing his guitar (very well) at Charlh’s beach bar. Consequently, I didn’t really get to see much of him, although we did go and check him out a few times. His set consisted of the likes of David Gray and the Dave Matthews Band, interspersed with a few of his own tunes. My favourite was his comic take on a very weird British phenomenon he’d encountered on a visit to Blighty…the car boot sale ;-).
Sassa and Vanny, on the other hand, were my constant nocturnal companions. On the Friday (my second evening, after crashing early on the Thursday, due to an accumulation of sleep-loss), they had seen me swinging lazily in the hammock on my porch. I contend that I was happily reading (‘Birdsong’ by Sebastian Faulkes – brilliant!), but they suspected I must be lonely and invited me out on what was a bit of a family jamboree. Sassa comes from southern Germany, Vanny from nearby Panay Island. They too were on holiday from their roles as First Mate and Cook on board inter-continental container ships. As Panay is only a short distance by boat, Vanny had invited his brothers Dave and Donny over for the evening…all well and good, but the rest of his siblings and some of their offspring had decided to come and ‘meet the girlfriend’! In all there were ten of us and I think Sassa was overwhelmed with the sheer number of relatives, while Vanny was stressing because it wasn’t turning out as planned. Despite the language barriers (although Sassa and the three brothers spoke excellent English, the sisters and the kids weren’t quite so fluent), and the volume of the music in Wave nightclub, we all managed to get along great and a good time was had by all. I spent most of the evening trying to explain why I didn’t have a girlfriend or a wife and politely trying to refuse to dance. The Filipinos don’t take no for an answer though, so between short (sweaty) periods on the dance-floor, I also had to quell attempts by the brothers to fix me up with a girl. As Dave was telling me, large families are common and considered the norm in the Philippines. Getting married young and producing plenty of offspring is the best way to ensure that you’ll be well cared for in later life. Already long-married at the age of 27, Dave was soon to fly out to England to work in one of the hotels at Heathrow Airport, having recently completed a course in Tourism and Hotel Management. He had a very idealised picture of London – something I hope isn’t compromised by the noise and the grime when he gets there. It is, of course, relatively big money for a Filipino to work in the UK, but I was careful to remind him that the cost of living there is far higher too. I really hope he is able to progress in his career and send plenty of money back home to his family. The club itself was pretty cool – for a start it was underground and dimly lit (evoking memories of the Cross). Set into the walls were several enormous fish tanks, sporting barracuda and several, more aesthetically-pleasing species. At first, the music left a lot to be desired – the usual crappy mix of HipHop and R’n’B you’d expect to find on a Friday night in Dudley. However, as time passed – and lubricated by several bottles of the excellent local brew (San Miguel Pale Pilsen – no relation) – the Japanese DJ’s eclectic tastes veered towards house and even some techno. Grooving away to some heavy beats, lights flashing, moody face on (‘cos Techno’s serious, right Dave?) – I could have been anywhere in the world…then I woke up as two seriously hammered Korean girls careened into my sandaled feet. I made my excuses and left around midnight, with the prospect of scuba diving the next day. Before I left, I managed to swap e-mail addresses with Dave, with promises of sending him to some top night-spots in London when he’s over.
For the rest of the week, I whiled away many happy twilight hours supping beer with Vanny and Sassa on their porch. Vanny also introduced me to the delights of the barbequed street food that I’d been too wary to try before. Having a local guy around is certainly advantageous, as I found when I took them to my favourite fish restaurant (as suggested by Eric)…Vanny was able to negotiate far cheaper prices. One night, the three of us ate and drank to our hearts’ content for the princely sum of 520 pesos…
I truly enjoyed all the time I spent in their company – a very close couple, always laughing and joking around, but not so cloyingly touchy-feely that I felt at all like a gooseberry. Vanny’s irrepressible sense of humour was wont to surface, unbidden, at any moment – as you can see from the photos, there’s little he won’t do for a laugh. To date, I’ve found this light-hearted, don’t-take-me-too-seriously attitude a hallmark of Filipino guys. It’s a very fun-loving and welcoming society…and I suspect one of the reasons why Filipina women are renowned for their beauty is due to their smiling so much as children. School starts at 6am to avoid the oppressive midday heat, so in the afternoons the beach is dominated by scores of happily playing kids: laughing and splashing in the surf, playing keepy-uppy with improvised shuttlecocks or playing team sports like football or volleyball. Everywhere - smiling, laughing, shouting and refreshingly uncensored by parents. An important factor in this is that, away from the major cities at least, the Philippines are a very safe and unthreatening environment – for local children and foreign visitors alike.
One thing you can’t avoid in the Philippines is Karaoke – or Videoke as they prefer to call it here. Virtually every bar worth its salt has one somewhere – tucked in a corner or pride of place in the centre of the room. This brings me on to the final ingredient in my week of merry-making – Texas Jo. Having posted on the Lonely Planet forum to get some tips about Boracay, I’d received a reply from a girl making her way down from Daguemente – in serious need of sociable beers and English conversation. Jo turned out to be a vivacious and attractive Korean/American lawyer, hailing from Houston, Texas. On her first night in Boracay, she insisted on dragging the three of us to a karaoke bar after a few beers, despite professing to having no singing talent whatsoever. As you all know, I’m not averse to a little flagrant exhibitionism, so I was happily dragged. The fact that there was a 10,000peso prize also appealed and I felt that Frank (Sinatra) was with me that night. Sassa and Vanny weren’t quite so enthusiastic, but came along for the ride.
As the night wore on, it became apparent that the competition had been going on for some weeks and that all the finalists had won previous shows to secure their places in the final. I felt particularly hard done by, as my rendition of ‘My Way’ brought the house down and the standard of some of the actual competitors was pretty poor, to say the least. Far more upsetting, was seeing Jo bottle her attempt at La Bamba, thinking she might get thrown off the stage by a knowledgeable crowd. What a wuss! First night on the sauce and first English conversation in 3 weeks and she couldn’t even bring herself to sing one little song. Of course, I’d never say this to her face…not the biggest girl in the world, she still has various martial arts to her name and any girl who’s travelled around South America and China alone has my full respect!
Jo was taking an extended career break (she’d been on the road 17months already and wasn’t planning on going home until April) because ‘you don’t get vacation in the States’. At (now) 30, she saw this as her last opportunity to really travel before knuckling down to a working life. I guess in some respects I was slightly disappointed that I’d yet to find someone who was travelling for similar reasons to mine…but on reflection, it’s not people’s reasons for travelling that are important so much as the fact that they are doing it. It’s seldom that we really get to appreciate how different life can be on the other side of the world – surely anything that adds to our understanding is a good thing? I really hope I don’t become the cynical traveller that Jo prophesied – I want to see the world from a more innocent perspective. In the meantime, it was a pleasure to hang out with her and have a bit of banter and discussion with a very confident and self-assured individual.
On my final night in Boracay, Eric, Sassa, Vanny, Jo and I went for a few beers at a lush little beach-front bar, called Red Pirates. Run by an English girl and her local boyfriend (Jenny and Joey), its relaxed vibe and candle light was the perfect venue for a few cuba libras and some more San Miguel. Later, we moved on to the (much quieter) karaoke bar from the previous Saturday, and Jo demonstrated why she had been scared to take the stage previously. Vanny demonstrated a surprisingly mellow tone and sang several songs to applause from the floor. Eventually, around 1o’clock we rolled home, where I got the sudden urge to go night-swimming with my newly acquired snorkel and mask. Never straying deeper than arms reach, I skirted the shore sifting through shells and dead coral to find some souvenirs before my departure. Boracay was beautiful and very pleasant, but I was feeling the urge to move on and discover some more of the Philippine islands.

October 24, 2004

Scuba Diving - the door to a whole new world

Well, it may be Sunday, but even in the catholic Philippines, PADI certification and tide wait for no man. After three days of classroom, practical sessions in shallow water and 5 dives, I am now a qualified Open Water Diver. The classroom stuff wasn't difficult, but only the biggest idiot wouldn't pay attention when it's something on which your life can depend at 25m beneath the surface. I appear to have taken to diving like a...er...fish? This really surprised me as I've never been a strong swimmer and thought the chances of my panicking at uncomfortable, underwater situatuons were reasonably high. However, logic dictates that panicking is only going to cause more trouble...so you stay calm.

In a totally different way to the alien nature of turning up in a foreign country, the underwater world is incomparable to anything else. You see it on TV or in films...and you may even have been snorkelling - but it's not until you get away from the bouyancy fluctuations of the surface depths that everything starts to make sense. This lumbering 115kg mass of bone and muscle (and obviously a teensy-weensy bit of fat!) encumbered in about 20kg of dive gear and weights, does not locomote particularly fluidly or easily on land. Attach a pair of fins (flippers to the uninitiated) and cover with 15 metres of brine, and suddenly the world floats by effortlessly. And what a world - everything swaying and pulsing. Only fluid motions allowed - even the darting of frightened fish or the sharp closing of plant tendrils seem to have a languid smoothness unseen on terra firma. I'm totally bewitched by the ocean floor and can see myself really getting into the whole scuba thing. I've already signed up to my advanced open water certificate, which will include a wreck dive and a night dive.

Apart from the diving, I've mostly been eating and reading. The food here is different but every bit as appealing as Korea's. I've limited myself to one piece of junk food - after the tiring session in the internet cafe the other night. The rest of the time I eat...fish. Squid...Lapu-Lapu...tiger prawns...shrimp...blue marlin...tuna...ad infinitum! I typical meal consists of a small fish (would make 2 fillets about 2inches by 6inches) broiled in a soup stock, a (Fin) handful of tiger prawns and a couple of squid (these latter two choice, grilled with garlic. On the side you'd have two cups of garlic rice and a drink (eg a whole green coconut). With friendly and attentive service the bill comes to 220pesos...or 2pounds 20pence...aah...life's hard.

Back with more, later in the week. Take care, y'all and stay in touch.

October 23, 2004

Sorry about the formatting...

To those of you that were sharp enough to catch my update on Friday, apologies for the total mess the text and photos were in. I've reformatted it by changing the date and time info so that all the photos and text pertaining to a particular epsiode are now together. The only caveat with this is to ignore the dates as they appear in the blog...they're all at least a day or two out now...feel free to go back and read everything in the right order.

Laters...got some lounging to do...

Sunset 15 yards from my beach cottage...nice!! Posted by Hello

Hello from the Philippines

Hi everyone...apologies to those of you who've been waiting for an update on my Korean adventures...all here now complete with photos. After two days without sleep or washing facilities - including a night spent in an internet cafe (cheaper than a hotel) - I am now relaxing in some style in an extremely beautiful place.

Tomorrow I start my PADI Open Water scuba certificate....

Boracay kicks ass!

ps. I'll finish writing up Korea tonight and post it up tomorrow...it's so nice to have wireless broadband, a roman alphabet and english-speaking internet cafe staff!!

October 22, 2004


Iron door handle detail - found on both sides of every door in the entire complex! Posted by Hello

Painted dragon with antlers(!) under the eaves of the temple out-buildings Posted by Hello

The Steps of Enlightenment, leading to the main entrance of the inner temple. Posted by Hello

And the pair from the other side... Posted by Hello

Guardians within the gate house of Bulguksa Temple Posted by Hello

Buddha's Name Be Praised - at least one person will get this...;-)

Wednesday morning in Gyeongju started off in extremely disorienting fashion. I drifted into consciousness to the sound of a howling gale and rain lashing against the windows. Suddenly, I jolted awake, wondering what time I was supposed to be at work and whether I'd slept through the alarm. As I looked around my little ondol room (complete with neolithic television!), I realised that I wasn't back in Blighty...just that the weather had turned a bit rotten in Korea (Turns out that this was the back end of a rather nasty typhoon that had thrashed Japan the night before.)

Wet and windy it was, though not cold - and I was determined not to let a bit of water stop me from heading off to the two Unesco world heritage sites I had planned to see. Bulguksa temple and the Seokurram grotto, were both commissioned during the 9th Century by the Silla kings of the time, in honour of their parents in former lives.

The foul weather was actually a blessing in disguise...with the unseasonally heavy rain and, for Koreans at least, biting winds, the number of screaming schoolkids was significantly reduced. Believe me, when you make it Seokurram, this can only be a good thing. The skill and craftmanship that went into the grotto belies the fact that the stonemasons responsible for carving it, were at the height of their skills over 100 years before William the Conqueror and his Norman chums were beating seven shades out of Harold at Hastings. The intricacy and detail of the Buddha and surrounding deities is incredible...and even more astounding when you consider that they were carved out of the solid granite of the actual rock face. Carving granite is notoriously difficult...add to it the pressure of only having one attempt (unless they started delving another grotto from scratch) and the craftmanship is truly noteworthy. Technicalities aside, the grotto is an intense experience. While I don't have an intimate knowledge or belief in buddhism and its deities, I found it hard not tot feel a latent power in the place. The Buddha, seated in the lotus position, gave off an air of impassive serenity...one that had survived over 1200 years and successive invasions by the Japanese. I stood in an almost trance-like state, soaking up the positive vibes and feeling tension draining from my mountain-weary muscles. Seokurram is a must-see for any visitor to Korea...much more so as photos aren't allowed and to appreciate it, you really need to see it in the flesh.

After a very pleasant lunch of fish cake in soup - akin to a crabstick pancake, chopped up and floating in a light vegetable broth - I caught the bus back to Bulguksa to explore the restored site of the 9th Century buddhist temple.

The size and layout of the site, is in itself a feat of engineering - with water troughs and channels intersecting the twenty or so buildings in their beautiful landscaped gardens. The major buildings are dedicated to the different forms of Buddha and are still used by modern-day monks and nuns in their daily prayer. Taking photos in these buildings was again off-limits - but you can see from the other photos, some of the sheer scale and minute detail of the ancient building.

Gyeongju had been a fascinating insight into ancient Korea and I would love to spend some more time exploring the wider local area. Perhaps I'll get an opportunity to spend a lot more time looking into all of the country's interesting nooks and crannies...the thought of coming back here (possibly to teach English) is appealing. The people are friendly and welcoming; the food, different but delicious; the scenery, breathtaking and enchanting; and the cultural history, as rich as anywhere in the world. The public transport (including the super-fast train that took me back to Seoul!) is ridiculously cheap and very reliable - making getting around a pleasure rather than an arduous necessity. Anybody wanting to get a full flavour of Asia on their travels, would be foolish not to come to Korea. Annyeong-hi gyeseyo.

October 21, 2004


Cheomseongdae Observatory - if you look closely you can see an irritated me trying to shoo away those pesky kids! Posted by Hello

Replica of cave wall-paintings from neolithic Korea Posted by Hello

The enormous iron bell (18tonnes of it) that hangs outside the museum Posted by Hello

Gyeongju by the old coast road

An early start to catch the 6.00 express bus to Gyeongju…and another morning of breathtaking scenery and a more realistic insight to the daily lives of rural Koreans. For much of the journey, the road hugged the rocky coastline. Many times the road seemed to fall away in front as the terrain tumbled into a foam-capped and churning sea. Rugged cliffs rising to steep mountains dominated the horizon and made the route long and circuitous. Off to the west, I occasionally caught a glimpse of the West coast highway under construction. For your average Korean, going about daily business, I’m sure the ability to get to the south in 3hrs instead of 5 ½ will be welcomed. It’s a shame though that, soon, the bus will no longer follow the scenic route I saw. Talking of average Koreans, I saw a lot more of the daily rural life. The bus passed through many small towns and skirted some of the big cities en route. Many of the conurbations were extremely run down – dirty with trash piled everywhere. Amidst this, countless wizened old men and (mainly) women toiled around with buckets and bags of fresh fruit and veg…occasionally, one would jump on the bus for a stop, lugging their own weight in bean sprouts or potatoes up the steps. Often you’d see someone shuffling across the road – burdenless, but still bent double over a walking stick…frozen in the position they had been forced to assume all their lives. Once again, the lack of a welfare state seemed to be putting unfair demands on these people who’d done nothing but work all their lives. Retirement…what’s that?

I arrived in Gyeongju shortly after twelve and, after sorting my accommodation and onward train ticket to Seoul, immediately went in search of…yes…food ;-) Incidentally, my yeogwan (cheapguesthouse) cost just £6.50 for the night for which I got a small ondol room with sleeping mat, pillow, duvet and 1 channel tv. There was also a tiny adjoining (private) bathroom with loo and cold shower…you get what you pay for, but, again, I was totally satisfied.
For lunch I had a traditional Korean hot plate meal, which is effectively a large pan of noodle soup with fresh veg and chopped meat cooked (by you!) at your table. Exceedingly filling and very tasty. For the last couple of days, I’d got into the habit of asking the waiting staff to recommend something. This may seem a little risky, given the Korean love of spicy food. However, they are, if anything, over-cautious in this respect and the strategy has yet to let me down. After lunch, I made a bee-line for the Gyeongju national museum. Gyeongju was the capital of Korea during the reign of the Silla dynasty – the first to unite the entire peninsula under one banner. The level of skill exhibited by their craftsmen and builders is incredible…particularly in the intricacy of their gold and jade jewellery and their early use of iron armour to protect both themselves and their horses (4th and 5th Centuries, respectively). These and other incredible artefacts were recovered from the tumuli of ancient kings and queens that litter the southern end and surrounding districts of the city. Many of the finds from Gyeongju are part of the Korean National Treasure scheme, which aims to preserve the ancient roots of the country’s great cultures. Once again, the pesky schoolkids were out in hordes, screaming and generally causing a nuisance (am I getting old?). Eventually, I took a walk back into town via Cheomseongdae and the Tumuli Park. Cheomseongdae is the Far East’s oldest astrological observatory. Back in 632 AD, while we Brits were grubbing around in the Dark Ages and being quashed by the Saxons, the relative stability of the Silla empire was building a tower to observe the passage of time using the stars. It’s alignment to certain stars and the number of stone blocks that went into its construction were all meticulously calculated…and the fact that it still stands there today is enough proof of its structural integrity. The Tumuli Park is an attractive and (occasionally) peaceful parkland that has been cultivated around 23 of the Silla burial mounds from which so many treasured artefacts have been recovered. Their construction is unique to the Silla dynasty prior to the unification of the kingdoms and was well designed to protect the bodies and their finery from grave robbers. One, Cheonmachong, has been excavated in cross section to allow visitors to see the internal construction.
A dinner of buckwheat noodles with vegetables and beef rounded off the day, followed by a few well-earned beers whilst working on my journal in my room. Tip for all the fellas: More so than spaghetti, avoid buckwheat noodles when taking a lady for a meal. Not only do they flop around flicking sauce all over your best shirt like their Italian cousin, they are also remarkably elastic and extremely resistant to being bitten through. The two choices of allowing them to fly back to the plate or continue to dangle from your mouth should not be considered whilst in polite company…

October 20, 2004


Cake icing reaches new levels in troglodyte society... Posted by Hello

Er...more snot? Posted by Hello

Stig of the dump's lounge was a bit draughty... Posted by Hello

Underground snot Posted by Hello

Spelunking in Donghae

Sounds rude I know, but trust me, I just went down a cave. After the luxury of a lie-in at Oseaek, I finally caught the bus down the coast around 2pm. The main intention was to cut a bit off the journey to Gyeongju, but the thought of heading down the limestone cavern of Cheonggokdonggul had also piqued my interest. As you can see from the photos, there were some pretty crazy formations down there…strange to think that they’ve taken tens of thousands of years to form, sculpted only by the pressure and then continual drip of water. It was worth the detour just for the cave, but dinner made Donghae an exceptional choice. Another barbeque meal – this time with beef and crab – at a restaurant called Koryeojeong. Surrounded at the end of the meal by about 20 empty dishes and one lonely looking barbeque grill, I felt like a conquering king surveying the aftermath of battle. The bill (accompanied by a tankard of sweet rice wine) came to £10…